nanslice | (no subject)

So yesterday I was running late to work and I was trying to find my keys. Not in my purse, the jeep, anywhere that I could find. I started taking out the couch cushions and looking under furniture. Finally I set my purse down on the table beside Penelope and started digging around again. Penelope gets up and theRE ARE MY KEYS. SHE'D BEEN HOARDING THEM LITTLE A TINY, FURRY DRAGON. SHE'S BEEN LAYING ON MY POINTY, UNCOMFORTABLE KEYS.

So I'm like well okay then cat, thanks a lot, and I rush out the door and am met by Selphie on the front porch. I pet and kiss her and hurry down the steps. But when I open the gate, Selphie pushes past me (and she's about 45 lbs so, you know, strong pupper). The only way to catch Selphie once she's past the gate is to open a door on the jeep. because she'll immediately jump in! Car rides! Guys she loves car rides.

I open the passenger door and in she jumps and I head back to the house because I gotta get a leash to get her back to the yard. She's looking at me like what are you doing, where are you going and eventually I decide to just take her to work.